Giant slug Alan Jones is in trouble again for telling a room full of rookie reactionaries the Prime Minister’s father died of shame over his daughter. Gee reports.
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IF THE GEE STRING FITS………….
Exquisite, Dear GEE! You are so eloquent in
your reports.
Jones is like a turd that is too big and heavy to flush. Sorry about that intemperate remark but I fee like a bit of tit for tat is on order.
Alan Jones – The Git that keeps on giving.
Oh Alan – still afraid of girlie bits?
What a disgusting piece of s**t.
He should go back to the toilets in London where he belongs.
Thanks, Tess, for suggesting the final illustration.
A slug he is.
Someone put salt on him!
In his apology Alan Jones said “You’ve just got to be big enough to admit that you got it wrong and it should not have been said no matter who it is…”.
If it should not have been said then why did he say it?
I think the word “big” refers to his corpulency because his mind is small
That was not an apology – it was a very good political statement worthy of an election policy launch.
Curiously his ‘god child’ was either being exposed to very questionable ‘role models’ or Alan was being exposed to their influence. What sort of birthday was it for young impressionable kids for such shameless comments to be passed off as amusing commentary.
The best that can be said for Alan’s ‘apology’ is that he covered every quality that he himself possesses that he considers worthy of permitting him to be such a hanky-panky, ugly, graceless, uncouth big mouth.
The abbott is complicit in this, he has had two long years to denounce the ongoing abuse of the PM by his fawning acolyte and would be adviser, yet his reaction when this repulsive grub suggested a chaff bag, a guillotine and used the sort of descriptives that would be offensive to even the most liberal supporter he laughed and mocked. He stood on a podium with this odious piece of detrius and cheered a banner that was deeply offensive .
Jones has not apologised, his is more the “oh shit, found out now what”. Turnbull as usual was first off the blocks, he can sniff out political armageddon far better than the apologist for every well paid arsehole invading the MSM.
Abbott is gone, this was his last opportunity to prove that he is worthy of the esteemed office of PM, today he failed.
Dear MEG, spot on Sister. My thoughts precisely.
Dear GJAC – you are a Love, and that was only because your thought-train led me there.
Dear ANNE M, funny you should say that…….
Ha ! yeh, Slimy Slug ….. He’s a sad one, eh ?
This is just so totally over the top. You can hear the titters of the audience when he states these appalling libels so what does that make them but accomplices to his nastiness? It is for examples like this that I do not trust the Liberal/National parties. There is no mean or medium for them, all goes. This is Fox running amok, the Tea Party unleashed. There is no decency with them at all. What a schizoid world they wish to foist upon us.
And the only reason he apologised was to protect his radio station and himself. The rest was crocodile tears.
but, as well, it is a sign of their desperation, these pirates and their crew see their markets redirected to other pockets, people are awake to their aversion to real competition, competition not to their skewing, not to their advantage. These grandiose thieves are really angry that their management has been undermined, They are putting plays on the board that circumvent traditional methods. See the ‘Extra Judicial Enforcement’ underlying the secret Trans Pacific Partnership negotiations. Whatever might ‘extra judicial enforcement’ be spun as ? Oh, and check out how policing is being subsumed toward riot instigation in Greece, Spain, Italy & co, …… These People have Plays for the Board we have not dreamt of …… check out it. Them.
Tony Abbott has been conspicuous by his absence over this. It wasn’t until this afternoon that he released a brief comment to distance himself from Alan Jones. Too little, too late. Malcolm Turnbull got off the blocks very quickly, but Tony, never one to shy away from a photo op normally, has been nowhere to be seen. Says it all really…
Just the most disgraceful behavior by a public person I have read about in a long time. The excesses of this man show up the type of people he represents, The Liberals and the Nationals. I don’t want an Australia with them in charge Thanks.
Over the top excessive words and deeds by out of control fools, like Baillieu, O’Farrell and the best (worst) one of them all Campbell Newman. Why would we vote for Alan Jones’s mate Abbott. No Thanks. Flushing is the right answer. Effluent to the sewage farm. Where it can be properly treated and refined into something which is useful.
So much about a few words, thousands of kids died of starvation and don’t get a mention.
No perspective from those who always scream out for free speech.
The comments were more than (to quote an ex PM, “The lowest of the low”):
The spite, venom and malice in those comments are plain evil – an attempt to mock the dead, and to gloatingly put a knife into the heart of the bereaved.
That sort of sadistic mockery has no place in Australia.
An earlier generation of Liberals, would have stood up and walked out.
Even Mal, who probably smiles at his “somewhat to the right of Genghis Khan” tag, quit the Libs because of the nasty direction the party was heading.
Evil words poisoning and filling the atmosphere, and young minds, eventually translate into what happens on the street – and into what happens to those who are defenceless, like refugees, or a girl on a Brunswick street. We deserve, and ARE GOING TO HAVE a much better future for Australia, than the sort of vicious hate filled society/future that the Young Liberals were imbibing courtesy of Their guest speaker.
Repressed toilet block habitué Alan Jones needs a stint in prison with Big Bubba as his cell mate. Big Bubba being a woman of course. That should frighten his pants off.